Airplane Jokes
Joke
their were 10 people on a plain 9 girls ,and 1 boy and evrybody was hanging because the plain was about to fall down because it was to crowded so they said that the boy should jump off the plain because he is the only boy and he said he wants to say 1 speech before he dies and he says a long speech about his family and at the end all the girls started clapping A get it the girls were hanging and so all of them fell off and the boy did not have to die!
Joke
there was a arab airplane that had 4 engines and 1 engine went down so they said on the radio every country besides for Isreal help us eventually all the other engine's went down so they said on the radio every country besides for Isreal help us but each time there was no respond so than they said every country including Isreal help us a responce came on the radio from Isreal repeat after us יהי שמא רבה מברך לעלם עלמי עלמיה יתברך (yhei shmeh raba mevarach liolam ololmeh almaya yisbarech) and the plane crashed! ☺☻ get it its part of kadish
Joke
there was once a plane with a arab a jew russian the plane was ganna crash and everyone needed to throw things off so the arab threw bombs russian threw off vodka the jew says "oy im sick of arabs in my town" throw's off the arab ☺☻
Joke
there was a plane the people in the air port open the gates early the person goes to the plane and the door was not opend he "knock knock" "who's there" "huch" "huch who" "tzugezunt (bless you) need a tishue" ☺☻
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there was a plane there were 99 seats on the plane and there were 100 people on the plane the roof fell off and then the floor fell off along with the seats 99 non-jews and 1 jew and there were handles on the walls every one held on the handle and the pilot didnt like jew and he said on the mikerphone "the jew should jump off the plane who ever agree's with me say me" and everyone said "me" exept the jew so the jew said "fine i will jump off but i want my last wish every one should clap before i jump off" and every one clapped exept the jew and they fell off ☺☻
Joke
there were 4 people on a plane 3 non-jews 1 lubavetcher the there were only 3 parashouts and the plane was ganna crash so the 3 non-jews took the parashouts and jumped off the lubavitcher took his tallis and jumped off ☺☻
Airplane Riddles
- Riddle
what fly's without a propeller A: a plane ☺☻
Riddle
what did united states say to united airlines? A: can we unite? ☺☻
Riddle
what did the plane say to the butter? A: hey butter why don't you fly. ☺☻
joke
_there was a plane about to crash and everybody had to throe something
off the arab throe off a bomb the and sead i have anuff of these in my
cuntry the jew throws of the arab and says i have anuff of these in my
contry